#GeordieShore Mandem

H'Awaay Just chillin' with Greg and Jay.
(Shit camera work by Emma)

NEW JOB Giraffe...

Yeah got a new job at Giraffe Restaurants in The new Westfield Stratford and managed to lose it in 3 weeks cause I didn't learn the menu quick enough... so fucking harsh. It's cool though on to the next one...
Anyway I ate some peng food (for free)  while i was working there and got trained in waiting , its not all bad but still I wanna work in Westfield Stratford the most!
Unemployed = FREEDOM.

Bye Bye Blue Inc

After giving Blue Inc 2 years of my high quality service , I finally left working at Stevenage and Luton (work rate)  as I got a new job like BLAM!
Luton had never got an award , I worked there 5 months in and they get their 1st award #JustSaying ;)

Long Time No See?

MISS ME? Just writing to say I'm jumping back on this again after my dormant period. I think I stopped posting because I've been busy sorting my life out / couldn't be asked to post anything / no motive and novelty wearing off abit but yeah I'm back so keep an eye out for onehundredpercentwool yuh zeet.
P.S I have loads of short posts to do just to update and that safe.

#KAVOS ELEVEN CSC!

First pics of many i'll post...

In The Paper (Usual)

Herald & Post, July 14th 2011, Page Seven.

Yeah just picking up the MALL Award for sexiest shop assistant 2011 casjj maybe next year for some of you as i doubt i'll be aroubd to pick up this prestigeus award again for a second sucessive year.


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I Am ADDICTED To These...

I'm gonna be controversial and say my favourite flavour is Peach DESPITE the fact that tgeres a Mango & Passion fruit one and Red Berry's decent effort. If you follow me @WooleryWoolery (shameless plug) youll know my love for mango's standard.








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The Mall Awards 2011

Basically everyone knows I work at Blue Inc (If you didn't you do now) The Mall invited all the shops to attend the The Mall Awards 2011 held at G Casino. It was actually live-o, it was my first time going there and I'm deffo going back , we got free drink, free food, free sweets, a free bet etc. Nice one.

H'ANYWAY was just innocently sitting there not even expecting to be nominated for an award so you know i jumped up straight away when i heard the lady say "...and the winner is.......................................... (longest pause of life) Blue Inc! JHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE WE WON AN AWARD, HAD TO MILK IT AND THAT ;) I was actually gassed , I think the picture might be in the paper (Herald & Post? probs both the papers) so watch out for  me and my 'were the best' grin onehundredpercent.

New Piercing...

I'd been thinking about getting it done for a bit now even though I wern't 100% sure but I like so I'm glad I got it done. I thought it was gonna hurt but it didn't , I had to close my eyes so i still don't actually know how its done lol. I'm gonna change the balls to black when I can erhm don't watch the picture cause i took it just now im TIRED like really TIRED so allow me allow me.

HUH? Tesco Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings?

Just casually doing the weekly food shopping in Tesco , the usual and then something catches my eye (see below)




Yeah this shelf had jerk chicken wings, jerk chicken & rice, oxtail and rice. Remember this is a shelf in TESCO hardly known to be bussing out the yardie products ( if you ever take a trip down the ethnic aisle youll just about see KA & Rubicon so really...) and for you lot that are saying well what about Mr Levi Roots and his Reggae Reggae franchise DPMO this guy is LUCKY LOOL some any unfair representation of carribean flavour i dont even like reggae reggae sauce and now man has drinks and a subway and a pizza? Cool cool H'anyway the verdict...





So i ate it and my verdict is it wernt nice. It was nasty but for one it didnt even taste like Jerk Chicken :s there was too much sauce n shit . Thr first impression i got was that it tasted like ok HOSPITAL food . Thats a par nah i only tried it cause ill try everything but ill deffo stick yo my mums cooking Jamaican gyal all day lool. OneHundredPercent

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I Miss Jamaica

Talking to my cousin today & seeing @jamaicankid 's blog just makes me think about going back to Jamaica i only went about 4 months ago...








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Tottenham Kit 2011/2012. #COYS

I'll get our home kit but the alternative one has grown on me ( one day ) so I might get both our away im not feeling though. I prefer the collar to the round and v - neck , not sure why there's 3 different styles...

I know Modric , Bale and VDV where our best players last season (not forgetting the happy looking, clean shaven Sandro ;) ) but I don't think it's a coincidence at least the first two are our main models for the new season (main picture on the spurs website) as it shows our INTENT to keep them . COYS!

Album Of The Year So Far...

Were in June, the sixth month so were halfway through the year and my favourite album is 'On A Mission' by Katy B cause I basically like every song on it and j'adore her voice. Best songs are Easy Please Me, Movemen and Perfect Stranger,  for me but like I said EVERY song is a vibe. The way my favourite Katy B song , 'Louder' , didn't even make the Album. I've been following Katy B since she was like 15/16 doing Funky house tunes aswell , shes already doing loads since coming from Brit School (Same place where Adele went btw) and i'm just here looking foward to her future tunes!

I need to see @KatyBmusic live DEFINATELY.

Game, Set & Match Mr Woolery-Allen .

I've always liked tennis, playing and watching but I'm not gonna lie I'm not the best at it...yet. Yes i've decided it'll never replace football but i wanna start playing Tennis aswell. THIS ISN'T SOME SHORT TERM THING THOUGH OR A PHASE  Nah this is for real . I'll start with some lessons and when I go uni I'll join a tennis club aswell. I'll start when I come back , just watching Queens and a couple of days of Wimbledon has confirmed my interest boy and im slyly h'excited. Anyway im 6 ft 2 so you won't wanna fuck with my serve and I got that double backhand SWAGG ;) its gonna be a long journey though but im ODT ;) onehundredpercent.

*Insert picture of me in quality tennis pose here*

My favourite tennis player atm is Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, for the girls I'd go with Miss Serena Williams.

The goal here isn't to become some rare black professional tennis player I just want to get better , much better then we'll see how good i can actually get . I'll be the guy you'll see moving around the court in white vans.

Well,Well,Well

I haven't blogged in a while but it's not because I'm not ODT (On Dis Ting ) anymore but rather because;
1. I've had nothing to really blog about
2. I slyly was worried about my media exam
3.I'll never force myself to blog some bullshit it'll always come naturally #100percentwool stylee

There we go however i just fell in love with these trainers

Yeah these are Supra Skytop III's designed by Chad Muska the skater guy.

Gotta wait until I come back from holiday though and i'll get the black and grey ones :)

Malia Ten. Kavos Eleven.

36 DAYS UNTIL KAVOS.
If Kavos is even half as epic as Malia was last year then everything is absolutely kosher! Because The 7 days on the island with the lads ( CSC CSC CSC! ) was the best week of my life so far... hopefully 36 days until that changes ;) It's come so quickly aswell , last year Malia felt like it took 3 years to get to departure date and Kavos is literally round the corner haha love that. Also this year were bring TWENTY TWO (22) chaps DistirbingKavos . I'm just looking foward to another holiday ( 2 holidays in one year is the way foward) Sun, Sea, Sex and Alcohol fishbowls galore, frivolous activities  and Sexy girls. I'm ODT ;). Kavos Eleven.

Me On The Cover of Flava Magazine!

Lool just stumbled across this on Facebook :). Made by @MissKaviBaby for Media last year.

Clocked the Hazel eyes. 

I tweeted this recently...

" I can barely swim but my sperm can? Life is Peak." - Joshua Woolery-Allen

Will go in my book if I ever have one.

OrangeRockCorps 01/06/11 2011 #ZeroTo4Hours

Me, Elijah, Pearl, Liseli, Lilato, Natika & Ashleigh making benches(for old people)/ birdhouses( for old birds ;) ). The whole day was pretty jokes you know, I'd deffo do it again and now we've all got tickets to see Jessie J and Eliza Doolittle. They gave us OrangeRockCorps tees and food :) It's all good.

Friday Continued...

Luton Carnival.

So I've been living in Luton for the best part of 6 years now ( moved on May 20th) So I've seen 6 carnivals. The first one i didn't go to as I had just moved, could here the music from my house though and it sounded live. Second, got grounded and couldn't go cause I had beef with my geography teacher . Prick. 2007 CANCELLED cause the rain came down and the floods came up. 2008 I went and it was good, still rained though but the music , food and parade was on point. 2009 I saw some good artists (funky/grime) then they locked it off and deaded it and 2010 was dry but it rained (usual). 2011 now and I worked and I'm actually glad I did , I wouldn't have gone anyway plus I got double money so its a win win thing. It just dawned on me that carnival used to be some big event when I was younger and now its minor and swag.I see it as something for youngers and families now . Also it's steadily getting worse as the years go by I think this might be the last Luton Carnival where I'm in Luton you know. Luton Town is known really for 4 things, an airport, the carnival, EDL march and a shit and unlucky football team. So yeah looking forward to moving back to LDN...onehundredpercent

Gotta Get Down On Friday

Celebrating Liseli & Lilato's 18th Birthdays :) and the fact it was our last day at college! :o :mask:
Had dinner at Man chow(sp?) before goong to various venues in town...












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