Monday 30 May 2011

Friday Continued...



Luton Carnival.

So I've been living in Luton for the best part of 6 years now ( moved on May 20th) So I've seen 6 carnivals. The first one i didn't go to as I had just moved, could here the music from my house though and it sounded live. Second, got grounded and couldn't go cause I had beef with my geography teacher . Prick. 2007 CANCELLED cause the rain came down and the floods came up. 2008 I went and it was good, still rained though but the music , food and parade was on point. 2009 I saw some good artists (funky/grime) then they locked it off and deaded it and 2010 was dry but it rained (usual). 2011 now and I worked and I'm actually glad I did , I wouldn't have gone anyway plus I got double money so its a win win thing. It just dawned on me that carnival used to be some big event when I was younger and now its minor and swag.I see it as something for youngers and families now . Also it's steadily getting worse as the years go by I think this might be the last Luton Carnival where I'm in Luton you know. Luton Town is known really for 4 things, an airport, the carnival, EDL march and a shit and unlucky football team. So yeah looking forward to moving back to LDN...onehundredpercent

Sunday 29 May 2011

Gotta Get Down On Friday

Celebrating Liseli & Lilato's 18th Birthdays :) and the fact it was our last day at college! :o :mask:
Had dinner at Man chow(sp?) before goong to various venues in town...












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Friday 27 May 2011

My note from @CarlaUddemi

Joshua Woolery-Allen - Seriously Josh, im going to MISS you. Don't know whether the feelings mutal but whatevs. You've made me laugh so many times these past years,

& your sort of like a big brother at times, just when i want a hug or something. Wont forget the time that i baisically murdered you with my amazing lifting skills,

& you ending up with a bandage on your head looking like Jackie Chan or something! I hope that scar never fades, cus it should remind you of me!

You taught me how to Jerk (sort of) & your sort of a cool guy ;).. Please don't be a stranger, & ill probs see you out on the town - Dont be a Wooly Bully Josh - Love you <3

Made me smile when i read it , things like this it starts to hit me more...

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100% Anywhere

Yes now i can blog from wherever I am sicka! Ironic how i'm actually at home atm.



Unrelated: Cupcake that Penny made me :) the icing was nice lool soz thanks though

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Marge (Mar-jay)


Stumbled across one of my fave pics of me and my mum so I thought I'd just post it :)

This Last Week Of College...

I haven't really had the chance to come on here and blog about random bullshit 'cause of all this coursework I had to get in by today. I managed to do it (Wonderman Stylee) and this was like a good 8/9 pieces of individual coursework. I'm so glad that side of college is all over now it was STRESS. However as I said before in an early post I can't reiterate how weird it's going to be not seeing my Performing Arts BTEC group all together after today and I will miss them all. I am grateful to all the teachers that have taught me things as well over the past 2 years.



BTEC Performing Arts 09-11

Penny's drawring of me in our leavers book :)

Saturday 21 May 2011

Mango Season

Mango season has ARRIVED *Does gully creepa*


Jamaican Julie's :D
Already ate one of these and saving the other for tomorrow...I really want to just nyam it now but i'm trying to not be greedy :( Also gotta save the other one for me mum.
Fact : Mango is my favourite fruit if you didn't know 

Friday 20 May 2011

My Next Headphones

Urbanears Plattan Red
Urbanears Plattan Red


Im gonna purchase these in the next 2 months as I've given up on monsterbeats... for now anyway plus I love these. I'd probs get every colour if I was that craven but I'm not. 50% of the 60 euros (dunno how much that is in pounds) I am giving for these innovative headphones goes to them people struggling in Japan so I expect a 'Konichiwa' cause only the RED colour has this clause. I coulda picked blue.

Urbanears Plattan Navy
Urbanears Plattan Navy

Variety Performance JUBILATE!

Last night my Performing Arts BTEC class performed our last ever show together (we have a dance performance but that's minor) . The build up to this show has been so stressful and at times felt so last minute.com and very un-organised. Everyone was not looking forward to it and just wanted to get it our the way however we somehow managed to pull everything together and it was really good. I actually had pure fun performing, I always do in the end actually cause the same happened with Black History Month and that ended up being sick so maybe I should be used to it. Well done to everyone that performed and thank you to all the people that came.Im not gonna lie when we finished , it actually hit me that this was the last ever big thing and i'm not gonna have rehearsals and stuff like that with my class again. Even though there's been pure ups and downs, blood, ( when @CarlaUddemi and I tried some backflip thing and I ended up landing on my head , left a mark on the floor and a gash on my head lol i still have the scar but it's actually blending now so it's not as bait as it was...) sweat, tears, beers and cheers, a few arguments here and there its all part of the drama and what triumphs over this is all the jokes and laughter we've had over the 2 years.Even though 2 years isn't long friendship wise , because we seen eachother everyday and were in 90% of lessons together Im just realising now it's going to be so weird when college ends next week.I'm not trying to be soppy, that's not me,but im just reflecting cause tbh whether I've had issues with anyone or not I know I'm gonna miss everyone, so lemme just give a big mention to Brijiena, Carla, Charity, Jelisa, Kirsty, Nathan, Penny, Racquel, Ramzan, Shannon & Vicky. All of us are going into different directions in life now so I hope everyone is sucessful at whatever they're doing and it would be funny if I got to work with some of you lot again one day but we'll see ;) 
LIFE IS GOING TO FAST!
Don't get it twisted though I am looking forward to University and the freshers life I'm excited and curious cause how ami gonna be fully independant. Not gonna lie I am a mummy's boy through and through but I'm also a London boy so I'm just gonna be glad to be back in my hometown whether I go to East London or Central Saint Martin We'll see Que Sera Sera Whatever Will Be Will Be.... 
I will properly write a whole separate blog about Uni cause it's a hype and not a minor also this is my first all text no pictures post (Dunknow the dunknow) but for now I shall leave it there.

Media Tings




Went to my A2 media show case thing at college. It was actually jokes like constant laughter all the way through I'm glad I went now. Didn't get no awards though but to be fair our video wasn't anything special , infact see for yourself...



Shout out to @lia_klic for getting 3 awards and also cause she basically pleaded to get a shout out on my blog haha onehundredpercent BEG ;)

Tuesday 17 May 2011

Audition o_O

Got an audition tomorrow for Central Saint Martin Drama Centre London (University of The Arts London) . I can definitely say I HATE auditioning but at the same time I feel the most confident because I've had more experience now and met and talked to other aspiring actors this year. Almost every place i've gone to want older students because of 'life experience' zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i might just say im 39 mate. 
Not really expecting to get in but always gonna try my best (being negatively positive here)

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BB IS DEAD!


BB IS DEAD. GO GETTA I PHONE INSTEAD!
CATCHY TUNE
Been without a BB for 3 months now.Easy.

Monday 16 May 2011

Tru Juice!


Best juice flavours in Jamaica. Period.
I will post more about Jamaica over time.
Best flavour: June Plum

DON'T BE A WOOLLY BULLY!

Today @CarlaUddemi gave me a sticker which made my day to be honest. I dunno if it's cause the sticker gave me jokes or if this Monday has been poor but I pick the first reason :)


Said sticker 'DON'T BE A WOOLLY BULLY' damn straight.
I've never been bullied before , probs cause i've always been tallest and I've always been a black male.
*blows fingers*


The sticker will stay on my bag , If anyone takes it off I will go into SKENGMANMODE D:
You can proberly clock all the sperm keyrings i got on my bag Chylmeadia (sp?) tests you dun know
All for the £5vouchers and always 'No need for further contact' OneHundredPercent.

Sunday 15 May 2011

Haircut!


Barber reckons I hadn't cut my hair for a year. I deny this claim. I'm tired.
Shoutout to @iJarne STAY MAD.

FREE Lunch?


Theres is such thing as a free lunch trust me :D. My manager had been proper bigging up this place called 'La Dolce Vita' for about 2 weeks now and he gave me and Asheligh the money to go there the week before HOWEVER being black and craven we went to Nandos instead and shared a nice platter ;) . ANYWAY this week I went with him and his partner and it was really nice. I had sausages,chicken,cracklin,pork and turkey and tried apple sauce for the first time yeyeyeye i like that still. Manager paid for everything drinks n all (H) .




I got as much as i could still emptied the plate though
Food glorious food comes to mind.

Debut

I'm not gonna lie, I thought having a blog was for people who have tiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee on their keyboard tapping hands but now i've got one I spose this makes me a hypocrite. I didn't think I'd ever start one and I probs will abandon this if and when the novelty wears off however I seen a couple couple blogs that were live and im the best so I thought i'll astep up and get ODT! Rambling now my name is Joshua Woolery-Allen just to hot myself up to any person who doesn't know (alot of people) luckily i'm not 'BAIT' so yeah leggo and that...